This girl is more easily done than said...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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