The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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