Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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