David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I need water and some morals
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
