You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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