I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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