Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
