If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My feet surprised me
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