just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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