You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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