I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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