Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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