Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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