Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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