I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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