yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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