Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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