I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
