ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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