That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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