Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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