Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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