just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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