Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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