Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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