I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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