Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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