There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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