This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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