And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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