Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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