is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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