i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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