i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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