Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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