Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This is the high leading the old right now
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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