everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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