It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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