I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
