Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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