you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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