Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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