I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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