Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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