no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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