Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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