Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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