He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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