I wish I could punch you in the face.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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