Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
And then he peed in my hair
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