hell yes lets make some ravioli
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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