i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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