The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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